18 September 2007

Unnatural Laws, but amazingly TRUE !!!

Here are some laws which you all will agree have been following ever since you learnt the word ‘LAW’.Some of them are called Murphy’s laws, and beat those of Einstein and Newton any day…!!!

  1. If anything can go wrong, it will.
  2. the first 90 % of the task takes 90 % of the time, and the last 10%
    takes the other 90 %
  3. The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down
    is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  4. MURPHY’S LAW OF SELECTIVE GRAVITY :An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  5. When you are standing in a line, the other line always moves faster.
  6. As soon as you switch lanes, your old lane speeds up.
  7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
  8. After adding two weeks to the schedule for unexpected delays, add two more for the unexpected, unexpected delays.
  9. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
  10. To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
  11. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
  12. Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
  13. If you cannot convince people, confuse them.
  14. When all else fails, read the instructions.
……will be back more later